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Hit's a guid job dat he didna caa him sib tae een o da Queen's clooty dolls or tae a jar o Robertson's jam

We had a similar snowfall in Shetland about 13 years ago - the SIC Convenor and CE panicked, lost the plot and issued a state of emergency.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Red Sky at night - shepherd’s delight! Sheep drowned in morning – Global warming!

see http://www.math.uio.no/~karstent/waves/index_en.html

^^^^^^^^^^ Wanguidforsakenhol

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1112125/Google-searches-generate-CO2-boiling-kettle.html

After grinding the Palestinians under the heels of their jackboots the Israelis have turned Gaza into a modern day Warsaw ghetto and are now preparing for the final solution.

http://www.shetland-news.co.uk/news_12_2008/Shetland%20whisky%20same%20plan,%20new%20name.htm Yesterday Ms Whitfield said that all the bottles of Muckle Flugga, which had been secreted around Shetland, had now been removed from the islands, but more would be coming in to take their place.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00g782t/Shetland_Lone_Star/

Hoo mony songs did Elvis write? Answer: None. TF wis also one o Shetland's best fiddle players - something dat often gets overlooked.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 'oob' = da soond da wind maks? or 'obdee' = outby?

See Shetland Life February 2004

There is a geographical convention for naming island groups using the singular (e.g. Shetland) or the plural (e.g. The Scillies): If the land area of the main island is greater than the total land area of the smaller islands then the singular is used i.e. Shetland. If the land area of the main island is smaller then the plural is used i.e. The Scillies.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ We aa hae tae recite "Baa Baa Moorit Yowe" at da schule noo-a-days see http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article738220.ece

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ regarding use of Z for Y see ZEIR on Muness Castle panel at http://shetlopedia.com/User:Islandhopper/MyPics

^^^^^ Tae empty wheelie bins da Cooncil needs tae buy new Essie Kerts New Essie Kerts ir expensive Fortnightly collections means less Essie Kerts Wheelie bins are da only wey tae store domestic bruck fur twa weeks

Da introduction o Essie (wheelie) bins tae da toon will be dae first step in a change tae fortnightly collection a clean new bin will mak a fine tub fur saating a cast yowe or twa

[quote name="justlookin To clear this up' date=' mental health is purely genetic.[/quote] I’m in twa minds aboot dis – I tink I’ll hae a smok while I spek hit ower wi me-sel

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ If proof is ever needed dat puffin at da cannabis causes schizophrenia – dan just read some o da postings on dis forum!

Guid help wis if Cluness & Goodlad get dir sticky fingers on mair levers o poor – I fur wan ‘ll be hentin up me scaar o proil an getting da hell oot da sooth mooth

Section 161 of the Highways Act 1980 (England & Wales) makes it an offence to discharge a firearm within 50 ft of the centre of a highway having vehicular rights without lawful authority or excuse, if as a result a user of the highway is injured, interrupted or endangered. The Highways Act does not apply in Scotland but Procurators Fiscal may use common law offences of 'culpable and reckless conduct' and 'reckless endangerment' in situations in which the 1980 Act would be contravened in England and Wales.

Gien da flu jab is da NHS equivalent o takin aff cast yowes afore da winter

Just what would a decent warning involve? ." see http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/os/lerwick_latest_weather.html

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Is du a boy o' Baabies?

Surely these charges should be part of the ticket price or clearly explained rather than just added on as 'charges' If your flight is cancelled or if you cancel your flight you are entitled to a refund of taxes and charges. Flybe/Loganair charge you an admin fee of £25 to refund money that is not theirs but they would like to keep. http://www.loganair.co.uk/service-info/flybe/customer-relations If you saw BBC Watchdog on Ryanair (who Flybe are copying) last night you will know that the actual cost of Credit Card transaction to them is just a few pence.