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This is weird, but interesting!

 

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

 

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

 

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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"Councillor Allison Duncan led the praise, describing it as a “perfect example†for other service managers to follow in striving to get away from ingrained “spend, spend, spend†habits. He congratulated David Polson of the transport department’s fleet management unit for heeding the committee’s past warnings on the subject."

 

Talk about the kettle calling the pot black

A half wit from the many in the Town Hall. Tell others how to save money

As if the councillors has not had enough warnings themselves from Mr .Johnson in the finance department over the past 20 years

 

 

http://www.shetlandtimes.co.uk/2011/02/21/council-saves-money-with-lower-spending-on-vehicles

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Mum of 16 tells of benefits gravy train

A BABY machine mum - pregnant with her 17th child - is raking in more than £600 a week benefits and admitted last night: "They pay me too much."

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3430370/Mum-of-16-says-she-is-paid-too-much-in-state-benefits.html

 

"I will go to work when my children are old enough but at the moment it will cost the state more to put them in child care while I go to work."

 

How about getting her neutered

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I don't know which part of this saga is more surprising

 

This

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011

 

A restaurant in London's Covent Garden is serving a new range of ice cream, made with breast milk.

 

The dessert, called Baby Gaga, is churned with donations from London mother Victoria Hiley, and served with a rusk and an optional shot of Calpol or Bonjela.

 

Or this

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12615353

 

 

 

Ice cream made from breast milk has been removed from a central London restaurant on health grounds .....

 

Westminster Council officers removed the product to make sure it was "fit for human consumption".

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