Medziotojas Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Pineapple cubes are good sport! (provided that you have the urinal to yourself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 Pineapple cubes are good sport! (provided that you have the urinal to yourself) I'm frightened to ask Flashback.......The bar was very busy and we'd just got a party of guys in with masks on, one of our regular customers came out of the Gents looking a bit green.. then he told me he'd been in the middle of using the urinal and a masked man had come in reached into the urinal.. took out the channel chunk .... and put it in his mouth....... Sick or what!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njugle Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 And i thought it was just an urban legend that tramps ate them to get some kind of buzz, perhaps there's more to it. Sheesh! erm, irritation, while here....erm, people who drive too fast in fog. (me included if applicable). You never know when a yowe or pushbike will come afore you. Stop it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 ^ The other side to this is that people drive closer together when it's foggy. Why is this? Some kind of herding instinct in action? "Durr.. it's safer if I can read the number-plate of the car afore me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twerto Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 I have always felt a sitcker saying "If you can read this F**k Off" would be more appropriate than " in case you didn't know your breaking the law" type stickers you ... erm ... yeah someone told me they had it on the back window i never read it tho ermm phew got away with that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinner72 Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Dunno if its been mentioned afore (as entertainin as da thread is, i'm just seen it an 17 pages is ower muckle lik research!), but i sympathise wi everything i'm read so far. I tend tae hae a great tolerance fur "serious" things, but absolute zero fur da peerie things. I think its becis dir so avoidable. By far at da tap o my list though is fok dat rattle da living daylights oot o a cup whan makin tay or coffee. STIR DA BLOODY LIQUID! If you really need ta batter f*** oot o a cup sausage aff somewaye an do it on your own... Grrrr.. Oh. An Bebo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unst_Uzi Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Baby On Board Stickers! If dey actually got folk to drive safely every c@nt would hae dem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjool Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Baby On Board Stickers!^ Useful for emergency services to know there was a child in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khitajrah Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 folk who don't stop for pedestrians but actually deliberately drive in front of you while you are waiting to cross the street and make you walk around them while they wait for traffic to let up. (ie: trying to walk from Bolts to the high street can be a nightmare - i want to chuck stones at them). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOYAANISQATSI Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Silver and fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMouth Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 folk who don't stop for pedestrians but actually deliberately drive in front of you while you are waiting to cross the street and make you walk around them while they wait for traffic to let up. (ie: trying to walk from Bolts to the high street can be a nightmare - i want to chuck stones at them). I have an antidote to this. If I am waiting to cross the road at a give way and they don't let me cross when they could, especially when it is peeing it down, I don't walk around the back of them. I just stand there blocking their view. It works particularly well if there are two of you. I am merely reflecting their type of politeness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medziotojas Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why oh why do companies insist on making tvs, videos, etc. that do not operate without the remote control?!! Another pet hate of mine, and I know I'm going to run into some opposition on this one, but Marmite must go!!!!! ...and the plastic packaging that you get on USB cards, phono leads and suchlike that require a Rambo knife to get into. In a similar vein, Cellophane on teabags, CDs, etc. Caddy lambs (or more specifically caddy yowes) - Caddy yowes on their own I can put up with, but have you ever tried caain' a park full of sheep with one or two caddies. The fearless caddies wander off in any direction they please, and of course sheep being sheep will tend to follow. Midges, if it's possible to do so without upsetting the life cycle. Oh yeah, and mosquitoes. Ok, rant over for now. Time for a cuppa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Annoying,, although maybe not trivial....Discovering that farts shouldn't have lumps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlady Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unst_Uzi Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Baby On Board Stickers!^ Useful for emergency services to know there was a child in the car. I dunna tink dat's why dir installed. See attached URL http://http://www.snopes.com/horrors/parental/babysign.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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